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Sunday, May 18, 2014

Latest 2014 Non Veg sms

Difference between good girls and bad girls
Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere,
But bad girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.


A couple in train
Girl- my hand is paining,
Boy kisses the hand,
Girl- my neck is paining,
Boy kisses the neck,
An old man asks boy,
Son, do u also treat piles.


At 18 a lady is like football
22 men behind her.
At 28 basket ball.
10 men behind her,
At 38 golf ball.
1 man behind her,
At 48 table tennis ball,
1 man pushing her to another.


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password

 for their computer. The husband puts,

 "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing 

because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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