Munna: Ae Circuit.. ye Dr. log opration
se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte
hai..? ?
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Circuit: Bhai ! ..
Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr.
Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na....
se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte
hai..? ?
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Circuit: Bhai ! ..
Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr.
Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na....
Hame dekh k chehra ghuma lete hai,
mere naam pe najre fira lete hai,
par ek bat pe na chale jor unka,
krte hai baatein gairo ki,
lekin kasme mere nam ki kha lete hai..
mere naam pe najre fira lete hai,
par ek bat pe na chale jor unka,
krte hai baatein gairo ki,
lekin kasme mere nam ki kha lete hai..
Husband to Wife:"Apna Munna yahi se baharaayega, hai na?
Wife muskurate hue:"Haan lekin tum jhankomat,abhi nazar nahi aayega, bohut chotachhed hai.
"Husband: "Yaar, fir bhi dekhne dena."Husband ne chhed me se jhanka parkuchnazar nahi aaya.
Thodi der baad School ki ghanti bajtihai,Munna bahar aata hai, aur husbandwifeMunna ko le kar ghar chale jate hai...
Moral: Chhed darwaze me tha,lekin aapki soch ko 21 Topon kiSalami....
Wife muskurate hue:"Haan lekin tum jhankomat,abhi nazar nahi aayega, bohut chotachhed hai.
"Husband: "Yaar, fir bhi dekhne dena."Husband ne chhed me se jhanka parkuchnazar nahi aaya.
Thodi der baad School ki ghanti bajtihai,Munna bahar aata hai, aur husbandwifeMunna ko le kar ghar chale jate hai...
Moral: Chhed darwaze me tha,lekin aapki soch ko 21 Topon kiSalami....
Girl:Fridy 1st show ke
BALCONY k Crner k 2 ticket
book kar lena
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Boy : CORNER
ticket na mile to
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Girl :To
movie dekh lenge
BALCONY k Crner k 2 ticket
book kar lena
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Boy : CORNER
ticket na mile to
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Girl :To
movie dekh lenge
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko
call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe
likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe
likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
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Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab
Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga?
Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log
TALIYA Baja Rahe the
Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga?
Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log
TALIYA Baja Rahe the
Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki
ko
bahut dhyan se dekh rha
tha ....
Girl : -- impress hokar --
kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - .
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Boy-- I was thinking agar aap
meri mummy hoti to,
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mai bhi kitna sundar hota
ko
bahut dhyan se dekh rha
tha ....
Girl : -- impress hokar --
kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - .
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Boy-- I was thinking agar aap
meri mummy hoti to,
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mai bhi kitna sundar hota
Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere
khusbu se pehchan lunga
Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha
sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai
khusbu se pehchan lunga
Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha
sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai