Funny Picture

 

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheenchk kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

 

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

 

Santa: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like reading National Geographic?
Banta : Coz in both u'll get to see
a lot of gr8 places, which u'll
never get to visit.

 

A hair cutting saloon was
shifted from grnd floor to
1st flr. A board was put by
him saying "Neeche ke baal
katnewale ki dukan upar hai"

 

A Guy picks up a girl 4
the date, Why are u wearing
ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that
I wouldn't let you touch me
below my belt.

 

 

Man quits smoking bcoz of will power.
Man quits drinking bcoz of will power.
Man quits womansing bcoz he has will
but no power!

 

Man quits smoking bcoz of will power.
Man quits drinking bcoz of will power.
Man quits womansing bcoz he has will
but no power!