New Year SMS- आप सभी को नए साल की शुभकामनाएं!!!

How Fast Time Moves, We Are A
Few Hours Away From 2015, As
You Look Forward To Witnessing
The Glory Of The New Year,
May It Bring With It More
Fulfilled Promises, Happy New Year.

Remembering The Warm Hugs, Oh
Dear Friend, Here Are My Wishes
With All My Love I Send, May
Your Sorrows Drown And There're
No Tears, Missing You And
Sending Wishes Of Happy New Year!

Thank God For He Has Granted
Me The Most Priceless Gift
Of A Sister, You Are A
Treasure Beyond Measure And
I Wish You A Fabulous New Year.

Aanewala Yeh Saal Aapke Liye
Sabse Acha Rahen, Aur Isshwar
Aapko Aur Zyada Kaamyab Banayen,
Issi Dua Ke Saath Aapko Naye
Saal Ki Bahut Bahut Subhkamnayen

2014 To Ab Kuch Hi Palo Me Gujar
Jayega, Yakin Hai Hume Naya Saal
Khushiya Hi Layega, Kariye Tohfe
Kabool Aap Bhi New Year Ka,
Varna Moka Ye Fir Ek Saal
Baad Hi Aayega. Happy New Year.

 As The New Year Going To Start.
I Wish May The Good Times, Live
On In Our Memories. And May We
Learn Lessons, From The
Troubling Times. That Will Make
Us Stronger And Better Than Ever.

Lets Gather Around And Celebrate
The Dawn Of Sparkling New Year.
May It Bring Gifts Of Joys,
Good Health And Surprises.
Best Wishes For A Happy New Year.

Let Us All Close Our Eyes, Say A
Warm Goodbye To The Year 2014.
Thank God For Everything That
He Has Given Us Ask For Forgiveness
For All Our Mistakes And At Last,
Wish For An Even Better Year 2015.

New Year Begins With New Hopes,
New Spirit, New Resolutions And
New Aspirations, May You Become
Successful This Year In
Everything You Do Brother I Wish
You A Happy And Promising New Year.

Wishing You A Happy New Year, Welcome
New Year Into Our Hearts, Into
The Soul Of Our Bodies, Into The
Center Of Our Minds, May We
Continue To Helpful To Others And May
The Kindness Spread Like A Wildfire.

Es Saal Aapke Ghar Khusiyo Ki Ho
Dhamaal, Daulat Ki Na Ho Kami Aap
Ho Jaye Malamaal, Haste Muskurate
Raho Aisa Ho Sabka Haal Tahe Dil
Se Mubarak Ho Aapko Naya Saal.

Khuda Kare Ke Naya Saal Apko Rass
Aa Jaye, Jise Ap Chahte Ho Wo
Apke Pass Aa Jaye Aap Sara Saal
Kanware Na Rahein, Apka
Rishta Le Ker Apki Saas Aa Jaye.

For The New Year, Wishing You
Abundance Of Good Luck. Lots
Of Love. Total Peace Of Mind
And Much More Wealth Wish You
& Your Family Happy New Year!

No One Can Go Back In Time To
Change What Has Happened. So
Work On Your Present To Make
Yourself A Wonderful Future.
A Very Happy New Year Dear.

I Can’t Believe Yesterday Was
Last Year And Today Is This Year.
They Say The Beginning Is
Sometimes The End. But I Don’t
Think So. This New Year Our Love
Will Never End, Never Bend
And We Will Set A Love Trend.

Happy New Year My Best Wishes 2015

• In every thing there must be a season,

a time 2come and a time 2go.

I pray that this New Year brings

2you happiness and joy 4ever and ever.

• My wishes for you are not limited to just the next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations! Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years!

• Lighten up your surroundings with your sweet smile and make way for happiness with your good deeds this New Year. Happy 2015.

• Wish your Life always remains Bright throughout. Have a rocking New year.

•  Lets celebrate this blissful, cheerful, colorful New year. with a smile. Wish you Happy new year.

• May each day of the coming year Be vibrant and new bringing along Many reasons for celebrations and rejoices. Happy New Year!

• My wishes for you, great start for Jan, Love for Feb, peace for March, No worries for April, fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec. Have a lucky and wonderful Year

• Vanish everything thats bad, welcome everything thats good wish you a very happy new year.

•  Remove Hate, Lust, Jealousy, Grudge, Animosity, Greed from your dictionary this new year's eve and replace them with Love, Commitment, Support, Compassion, Honesty and Contentment, Here is wishing you a very happy new year.

• I wish you cross many milestones and to your destination this year. I wish a very happy new year.

• May all Your Dreams come True, this new year. Wish you a happy new year.

•  I wish every day of the new year gives you great reasons to enjoy. Wishing you Happy new year.

• ·         I wish you have a rocking year ahead spent with friends and loved ones. Here is wishing you a Happy new year.

• ·         New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

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टॉम ऐंड जेरी की सबसे मजेदार बात क्या है?



साले, पूरे दिन नंगे घूमेंगे...

और जब नहाने के लिए जाएंगे तो कमीने स्विमसूट पहनकर जाएंगे।

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अध्यापक: कौन सा पक्षी सब से तेज उड़ता है?

छात्र: हाथी।

अध्यापक: नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है?

छात्र: छोटा राजन के गैंग में शूटर है।

अध्यापक: शाबाश! बच्चों, लिखो हाथी।

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पत्नी ने पति को फोन किया।

पति: जल्दी बोलो, मैं बहुत बिजी हूं।

पत्नी: एक अच्छी और एक बुरी खबर है।

पति: सिर्फ अच्छी खबर सुना दो... बुरी खबर सुनने का टाइम नहीं है।

पत्नी: ठीक है। अच्छी खबर यह है कि हमारी नई गाड़ी के एयरबैग बिल्कुल सही से काम करते हैं।

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एक लड़की बहुत देर से मेडिकल स्टोर के बाहर खड़ी थी।
दुकान में ग्राहकों की भारी भीड़ थी। लड़की परेशान सी भीड़ के हटने का इंतज़ार कर रही थी।

काफी देर बाद जब भीड़ छंटी तो लड़की सकुचाते हुए दुकानदार के पास गई।
उसने धीरे से इधर-उधर देखकर एक परचा दुकानदार दिया और बोली...
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भाई साहब, मेरे होने वाले पति डॉक्टर हैं....
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यह उनका प्रेम पत्र है, पढ़ कर सुना देंगे प्लीज।

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एक आदमी रात को दारू पीकर लौटा और दरवाजा खटखटाया। पत्नी ने काफी देर तक दरवाजा नहीं खोला।

आखिरकार पत्नी ने अंदर से गुस्से में कहा- कौन है?
पति ने कहा- खूबसूरत लड़की के लिए प्यारे-प्यारे फूल लाया हूं।
पत्नी ने झट से दरवाजा खोल दिया।

पत्नी ने पूछा- फूल कहां हैं?
पति अंदर घुसते हुए बोला- खूबसूरत लड़की भी कहां है।

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शराब की वजह से बरबाद हो चुके शराबी ने कभी न पीने की कसम ली और घर से दारू की खाली बोतलें फेंकने लगा। 

पहली बोतल फेंक कर बोला: तेरी वजह से मेरी नौकरी गई।
दूसरी फेंक कर बोला: तेरी वजह से मेरा घर बिका।
तीसरी बोतल फेंक कर बोला: तेरी वजह से मेरी बीवी मुझे छोड़कर चली गई। 

चौथी बोतल उठाई तो वह भरी हुई निकली। 

शराबी: तू साइड में हो जा। तू बेकसूर है।

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मास्टर जी ने स्टूडेंट का लंच पूरा खा लिया और डकारते हुए बोले : बेटा, घर जाकर मेरा नाम तो नहीं लोगे कि मैंने तुम्हारा लंच खा लिया...

बच्चा मासूमियत के साथ : नहीं मास्टर जी, मैं घर जाकर बोल दूंगा कि...
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मेरा खाना कुत्ता खा गया...

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Best Quotes- Mast Joku

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Quote : Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble.

 सफलता  एक  अच्छी  टीचर  नहीं  है , असफलता  आपको  विनम्र  बनाती  है.

Quote : Whether people like it or not, my marketing thought is if you keep something in front of people for too long, they get used to it.

 चाहे  लोग  इसे  पसंद  करें  या  नहीं , मेरी  मार्केटिंग  की  सोच  ये  है  कि   अगर  आप  कोई  चीज  लम्बे  समय  तक  लोगों  के  सामने  रखते  हैं  तो  उन्हें  इसकी  आदत  पड़   जाती  है .

Quo: I think love can happen at any age… it has no age.

मेरा  मानना  है  कि   प्यार  किसी  भी  उम्र  में  हो  सकता  है …इसकी  कोई  उम्र  नहीं होती।

Quote : Whenever I fail as a father or husband… a toy and a diamond always works.

 मैं  जब  भी  एक  पिता  या  पति  के  रूप  में  फेल   होता  हूँ …एक  खिलौना  और  एक  हीरा  हमेशा  काम  कर  जाते  हैं .

Quote : Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.

 कभी-कभार लोग सुन्दर होते हैं।दिखने में नहीं। इसमें नहीं कि वे क्या कहते हैं।  बस इसमें जोकि वे हैं।

Quote : Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

 अभी भी आप के आसपास जो सुंदरता बची है उसके बारे में सोचिये और खुश रहिये.

Quote  : Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

 हर एक चीज में खूबसूरती होती है, लेकिन हर कोई उसे नहीं देख पाता.

Quote : Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God’s handwriting.

कभी भी कोई सुन्दर चीज देखने का अवसर मत गँवाइये , क्योंकि सुंदरता ईश्वर की लिखावट है।

Quote : Of life’s two chief prizes, beauty and truth, I found the first in a loving heart and the second in a laborer’s hand.

 जीवन के दो प्रमुख उपहार, सौंदर्य और सत्य, पहले को मैंने एक प्रेम करने वाले हृदय में पाया और दुसरे को एक मजदूर के हाथों में।

Quote : The world’s biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.

 दुनिए की सबसे बड़ी शक्ति नौजवानी और औरत की सुन्दरता है ।

Quote : Beauty is truth’s smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.

 सौंदर्य सत्य की मुस्कराहट है जब सत्य खुद अपना चेहरा एक उत्तम दर्पण में देखता है।

Quote : A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

 एक तीक्ष्ण बुद्धि औरत एक खजाना है; एक तीक्ष्ण बुद्धि सौंदर्य एक शक्ति है।

 

Quote: Beauty is not caused. It is.

 सुंदरता किसी कारण से नहीं होती। यह बस होती है।

Quote : Taking joy in living is a woman’s best cosmetic.

जीने में आनन्द लेना एक औरत का सबसे अच्छा कॉस्मेटिक है।

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Happy Diwali Best Sms 2014- हैप्पी दिवाली

With Gleam of Diyas,
And the Echo of the Chants,
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life !
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali !!!

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI.

Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as the Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds, Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.
Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Three people were asking for your mobile no. We didn't give ur no.
But we gave them ur home address. They are coming this Diwali.
They are : SUKH,SHANTI and SAMRIDDHI.
Please welcome them as we have requested them to stay with you forever.
HAPPY DIWALI !

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD etc. Avoid last day rush. Send now !

Let this diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times!!
Wishing u and ur family a happy deepavali ;-)

Asaani se dil lagaaye jaate hain,
Magar mushkil se waade nibhaaye jaate hai
Mohabbat le aati hai un raahon pe,
Jahan diyon ke badle dil jalaaye jaate hai..!!

Diwali tum bhi manaate ho,
Diwali hum bhi manaate hai,
Bus farq sirf itnaa hai ki,
Hum diye jalaate hain,
Aur tum dil jalaate ho….!!!

Zamane bhar ki yad me mujhe na bhula dena,
Jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara muskura lena,
Zinda rahe toh phir milnge,
Varna Diwali me ek diya mere nam ka b jala lena.

Roshani bhi hogi, honge chiraag bhi
Awaaz bhi hogi, honge saaz bhi
Par na hogi uski parchaai, na uski aaahat
Bohot sooni hogi yeh diwali
Bin sanam kaise milegi mujhe raahaat

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NAVRATRIWISHES- Wish you and your family a very Happy Navratri.

May This Navratri be as splendid as ever. May this Navratri move joy, illness as well as resources to you. May a legal holiday of lights lighten up we as well as your nearby as well as dear ones lives.

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Today is first NAVRATRA. May GOD DURGA give prosperous to you and to your

family.May her blessings be always with you.

“JAI MATA DI”

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लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार;

हर्षित हुआ संसार!

नन्हें नन्हें क़दमों से, माँ आये आपके द्वार;

मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्योहार!

शुभ नवरात्री!

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kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi

maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate

milta hai chain tere dar pe maiya

jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate

HAPPY NAVRATRI

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Jagat paalan haar hai maa,

mukti ka dham hai maa.

hamari bakti ke adhar hai maa,

ham sab ki raksha ki avatar hai maa.

'happy navaraatri'

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Chand ki chandani, Basant ki bahar. Phoolo ki khushbu, Apno ka pyar.

Mubarak ho aapko NAVRATRI ka Tyohar. Sada khush rahe aap aur apka Parivar.

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जोर से बोलो = जय माता दी॥
सारे बोलो = जय माता दी॥
मिलकर बोलो= जय माता दी॥
आते बोलो= जय माता दी॥
जाते बोलो= जय माता दी॥
उपर वाले= जय माता दी॥
निचे वाले= जय माता दी॥
आगे वाले= जय माता दी॥
पिछे वाले= जय माता दी॥
बाहर वाले= जय माता दी॥
अन्दर वाले= जय माता दी॥
मैं नहीं सुनिया= जय माता दी॥
जय माता दी= जय माता दी॥

दुर्गा मैय्या की जय हो॥
आपको नवरात्री की बहुत-बहुत बधाई हो॥

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Time to revere and pray to Goddess Ambe Mata;
As Durga Maa returns to her earthly abode.
Let's light the Diyas and decorate our houses;
Time for celebrations - you're home or abroad.
Sing the holy hymns, prepare the sumptuous feast;
May you be blessed at all times with inner peace.
Have a glorious Navratri!

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May the nine nights of Navratri bring grace, joy and fun;
Let's worship Goddess Durga and the prayers be done.
Time to perform Dandiya and play around in circles;
And stage a mock-fight with Mahishasura which Durga won.
Wish you a very Happy and Blessed Naaratri!

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N = Nav Chetna
A = Akhand Jyoti
V = Vighna Nashak
R = Ratjageshwari
A = Anand Dayi
T = Trikal Darshi
R = Rakhan Karti
A = Anand Mayi Maa
May Nav Durga bless you always.
Wish you and your family a very Happy Navratri.

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Goddess Durga is an embodiment of Shakti who overcame the evils of the world.
May this Navratri, everyone uses Her blessings and power to overcome their problems in life. Wish you a very happy Navratri!

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Nav Deep Jale;
Nav Phool Khile;
Nit Nayi Bahaar Mile;
Navratri Ke Iss Paavan Avsar Par Aapko Mata Rani Ka Aashirvad Mile.
Happy Navratri!

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Reincarnations of Goddess Shakti:
Shailputri
Brahmcharñi
Chandraghanta
Kushmanda
Skandamata
Katyayani
Kalratri
Mahagauri
Siddhidatri
May these nine manifestations of Shakti known as 'Nava-Durga' bless you at all times!
May you experience blissful worshipping on Navratri!

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